When real things happen to imaginary people

I'm still gathering my strength for that. No, this is a post to say I have found what may be the perfect present for me, ever. If anyone ever felt like spending $25K on a present for me, which I admit is very unlikely.

A cupcake car! (clicky-link of AMAZEMENT!) From Neiman Marcus. OF COURSE I WANT ONE. WHY WOULDN'T I?

::reads the sales copy::

Eeee! They're customizable! I could have a pink and black one!

If you listen closely, not only will you be able to hear the Stroppy One rolling his eyes, but also muttering "Good God woman, NO" under his breath.

Cupcake car! CUPCAKE CAR!

Note to Self:

You need to save up a lot of spending money for use on April 2nd, because BPAL will be offering Pink Moon again.

Eeeeeeee!

Now to go write a Thank You! message to the Lab folk ...