- I know people who are amazing cooks.
- Sweetbreads are tasty. As are homemade pretzels.
- Batter-dipped, deep-fried pickles or olives are addictive.
- Jagermeister is merely the sweeter, less-aggressive form of Fernet. I like Fernet better.
- If you appeal to my vanity, I am willing to hand out scary Jello shots.
- People who really know better will have a Jello shot if I look expectantly at them while holding the tray of said Jello shots.
Also, my first attempt at the bloodspatter zombie manicure was a big hit:
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