When real things happen to imaginary people

"Clovis never had any plans that involved an army of penguins with explosives."

"Clovis hasn't been chased by Batman, either."

(Yes, the Tim Burton Batman Returns is on in the background. Clovis = better super villain than The Penguin! Become a Devilbunny Minion today!)

So we're at cass404's place, watching teevee. Oooh, VH1 has a "Metal Mania" show, which means that cass404 and I can relive our tragic hair metal past, and stroppy_baggage can look on in horror.

A Krokus video came on. Cass and I rolled our eyes. The Stroppy One looked at the lead singer, winced, and uttered the immortal quote:

"My God, it's like Gary Glitter meets Will Ferrell."

Cass and I haven't stopped giggling.

Our tragic hair metal past! Yaaay! Or oh dear oh dear. Your choice.