When real things happen to imaginary people

Shallow AND cryptic, actually.

Dear Dread Spirits of Ebay,

please keep the bids low on the item I am watching. Really low. Because oh my goodness, I want it.

With much hope,

Cupcake Goth

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No, I'm not linking to the auction. I don't *think* any of you people would bid on it, but still. The fewer chances of a bidding war starting on it, the better. Once the auction is over, I will link to it whether or not I am victorious.

Would one of you lovely UK-based folks be willing to bid on an eBay auction for me, and then if you win, ship it to me in the USA? I will pay all costs, naturally.

Remember the Miss Selfridge pink candystripe velour/velveteen blazer I've long been searching for?
( Picture of it behind the cut! )

Guess what is up on eBay UK, finally in my size?! The only problem is the seller is only willing to ship within the UK. Woe! Woe is the Cupcake Goth!

So, yes. If one of you wonderful peeps in the UK is willing to help me out with this, please leave me a comment. Thank you so much!