Scenes from my workplace

[cupcake_goth]

Dear woman in the restroom who was dressed as if multiple copies of Lucky magazine had thrown up on her;

I, while as confused by what you chose to wear as you are by my fashion tastes, did not burst into nervous, ever-so-slightly terrified giggles at the sight of you. Please learn some decorum and composure before you go interact with the rest of humanity.

With kind intentions,

Cupcake Goth

Comments

[ex-fashioni.livejournal.com]

Are you serious?!?

ugh

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

Sadly, yes. I was stunned.

[sparkymonster.livejournal.com]

I can only hope you gave her a thin lipped look of disapproval.

[loree.livejournal.com]

My, how professional.

[poh.livejournal.com]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

[e-juliana.livejournal.com]

This icon is for that dumbass. I'm sorry you had to put up with her.

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

Remind me: why do I want to be a girl again?

[bork.livejournal.com]

Because you look insanely good in a dress?

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

Consider yourself smooched.

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah: because insecurely giggling is better than insecurely violent. Neither one is acceptable from anybody who wants to be treated as an adult, i.e. paid.

[euterpe35.livejournal.com]

oh for heaven's sake. gah!!!

(and I had to go look up "Lucky" magazine... *insert eye-rolls for that Little Miss Just-like-everyone-else Fashion Plate here*)

[water-of-fire.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee hee *snerkt!* hee hee. That's wonderful. :)

I am noticing a particularly unfortunate trend in mundane fashion lately that is doubtless in the current issue of Lucky -- tell me, was the offender wearing a tight little sweater with a tight little white tee shirt visible underneath and rumply blue jeans inexplicably tucked into knee-high faux dominatrix boots? In June?

[ashbet]

>>>Dear woman in the restroom who was dressed as if multiple copies of Lucky magazine had thrown up on her;

*bwahahahahahahah*

That is so bizarre, though -- I can't really picture you being terrifying! @_@

Too funny, though ^_^

Randomly, I saw this and thought of you (not that you'd take quite that tone, but I thought you'd be amused!)

BTW, I got two pics of you and stroppy_baggage together (wish I'd gotten more, his suits were really snazzy!):

http://www.matermetis.com/Image/Friends/C13_Pics2/index.php?image=JilliPeevMondayMorning

http://www.matermetis.com/Image/Friends/C13_Pics2/index.php?image=JilliPeevMondayMorning_02

Feel free to steal for your own use, whenever someone accuses you of also having a fictional husband ^_^

*smooches!*

-- A <3

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

Oh yay, photos! Thank you so much, sweetie.

How are you feeling? Has your breathing gotten any better?

[ashbet]

My pleasure! I wish I'd gotten more, but I was so flittery and distractable with my camera this weekend . . . snap-snap-snap at some times, totally forgetting to get out the camera at others! ;)

Thank you, sugar -- I'm doing a lot better, still wheezy, but nowhere near as much scary chest-compression-feeling as yesterday. I think it was just a nasty overachieving chest cold, and not bronchitis as I'd feared. *phew!*

Kira and I are flying to NY this weekend, so I Must Not Get Sick -- this is THE LAW!! *writes it on a stone tablet just to make sure my immune system gets the message*

-- A :)

[wasseleen.livejournal.com]

Oh, I LOVE your stockings in those photos!!

[effrenatus.livejournal.com]

The first image is a practically perfect picture of Jilli. If only stripey_luggage was looking adoringly at her instead of staring off into space....

-mls

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

he does this more in private than in public, from my observations. I have tons of photos of the two of them, generally he is staring off into space in them.

I will grant that he has the excuse of not feeling particularly well in this photo, though. ;)

[trystbat.livejournal.com]

Randomly -- I swear I've seen those shoes in the store & thot "hmm... should I buy those or would I look like I'm trying to be Jilli?" 'Cept I'd wear them with jeans, so the point is moot. Also, they keep not fitting my feet properly, which is extra moot. But I do think it, so I get a cupcake, right? :-)

[icprncs.livejournal.com]

While I am in principle appalled at this, I can't help being amused at her reaction. That's so sad, in a funny way.

[savannarama.livejournal.com]

It is sad. She sounds like she's been frightened into fashion, bullied all her life into slavish obedience to a false god, and when she discovers someone who wears exactly what she likes, she regresses to four years of age under the stress.

[debg.livejournal.com]

Dear woman in the restroom who was dressed as if multiple copies of Lucky magazine had thrown up on her;

I nearly didn't make it to the rest of the post, because I couldn't catch my breath from laughing too hard.

Perfect.

[fufaraw]

Fidiots come in all genders, sizes, ages, I guess. More fool she.

[schmi.livejournal.com]

What a twit!

[mineke.livejournal.com]

*boggles*

[ozitonaranjo.livejournal.com]

*blink*blink*

Clearly she has no taste. I mean, she could've at least aimed for Vogue or Elle, rather than Lucky.

[valerian.livejournal.com]

Next time, try humiliation.

1.) Gasp loudly to draw their attention back to you
2.) Extend index finger at offending party
3.) Cover mouth as if in horror
4.) Snicker in a sudden uncontollable burst
5.) Then apologize profusely that you didn't mean any harm, you just couldn't help yourself.

It's amazing what a taste of one's own medicine will do to someone who doesn't expect they will ever be given any.