Scenes from my workplace

[cupcake_goth]

Dear woman in the restroom who was dressed as if multiple copies of Lucky magazine had thrown up on her;

I, while as confused by what you chose to wear as you are by my fashion tastes, did not burst into nervous, ever-so-slightly terrified giggles at the sight of you. Please learn some decorum and composure before you go interact with the rest of humanity.

With kind intentions,

Cupcake Goth