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Dearest Ruthven kitty,
I appreciate that you are a brave and mighty hunter. BELIEVE ME, I appreciate it. However, in the future when you are stalking your eight-legged prey, I'd rather you didn't come bounding up the stairs from the basement carrying a live one in your mouth so you can drop it on the floor and play with it.
Yes, I know the Stroppy One captured your prey under glass and disposed of it outside. That is part of the Stroppy One's duties, baby cat, because if he doesn't, then there is screaming and possible hyperventilating on my part, and none of us want that. If you must bring up your eight-legged prey to play with in the main part of the house, make sure they're dead first.
With love,
Your very arachnophobic gothy girl owner
I appreciate that you are a brave and mighty hunter. BELIEVE ME, I appreciate it. However, in the future when you are stalking your eight-legged prey, I'd rather you didn't come bounding up the stairs from the basement carrying a live one in your mouth so you can drop it on the floor and play with it.
Yes, I know the Stroppy One captured your prey under glass and disposed of it outside. That is part of the Stroppy One's duties, baby cat, because if he doesn't, then there is screaming and possible hyperventilating on my part, and none of us want that. If you must bring up your eight-legged prey to play with in the main part of the house, make sure they're dead first.
With love,
Your very arachnophobic gothy girl owner
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