Dearest Ruthven kitty,
I appreciate that you are a brave and mighty hunter. BELIEVE ME, I appreciate it. However, in the future when you are stalking your eight-legged prey, I'd rather you didn't come bounding up the stairs from the basement carrying a live one in your mouth so you can drop it on the floor and play with it.
Yes, I know the Stroppy One captured your prey under glass and disposed of it outside. That is part of the Stroppy One's duties, baby cat, because if he doesn't, then there is screaming and possible hyperventilating on my part, and none of us want that. If you must bring up your eight-legged prey to play with in the main part of the house, make sure they're dead first.
With love,
Your very arachnophobic gothy girl owner
I appreciate that you are a brave and mighty hunter. BELIEVE ME, I appreciate it. However, in the future when you are stalking your eight-legged prey, I'd rather you didn't come bounding up the stairs from the basement carrying a live one in your mouth so you can drop it on the floor and play with it.
Yes, I know the Stroppy One captured your prey under glass and disposed of it outside. That is part of the Stroppy One's duties, baby cat, because if he doesn't, then there is screaming and possible hyperventilating on my part, and none of us want that. If you must bring up your eight-legged prey to play with in the main part of the house, make sure they're dead first.
With love,
Your very arachnophobic gothy girl owner
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Cats are weird.
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I know about phobias and would never do that to you.
It is the actor that plays Sheldon from Big Bang Theory explaining the definition of the word Arachnid, with a muppet spider.
The muppet spider looks nothing like a spider other than the extra muppet legs.
But seeing him running around trying to escape a muppet spider made me giggle.
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Link vouching seals the deal!
;)
/high five
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**shudder**
I'm better than I used to be but I have my limits. People at work used to think I was fine with spiders because of my spider jewelry. I had to point out to them "You'll note none of it MOVES."
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Something for the Stroppy One, mighty defender against Shelob
And yes I dropped everything to go " MS. JILLI'S HUSBAND NEEDS TO SEE THIS! My life, it is so exciting.
Also, I have an appropriate icon for dealing with spiders. *points*
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/cheer for pumpkin predator!!!
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You have my sympathies!
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My basenji keeps bringing home animals in various states of dead--the bad part about him dragging a possum up the stairs to our apartment is, how do I know if it's REALLY dead? Like...is it just playing possum? IS IT DEAD? No way of knowing, get out the broom and poke it back down the stairs. D:
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But that is one very arachbophobic-friendly video! Even I thought it was adorable.
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You say Peev disposed of it outside. Well, I trust he KILLED it first???
Here at work, they go nuts with the decorations, and there are tons of giant spiders all over the place - including the elevators. I have to explain myself every day as I wait patiently for another elevator. No, not that one.