If I had a warning label, what would it say?
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From: [identity profile] la-perkins.livejournal.com


Beware of mallet.
Edited Date: 2009-12-10 09:16 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] thep1x3l.livejournal.com


Warning: May explode when exposed to people with fake tans

From: [identity profile] theda.livejournal.com


Frilly coating conceals a center of steel.

From: [identity profile] semy-of-pearls.livejournal.com


Warning: contents contain snarks, may be harmful to thin skin.

From: [identity profile] staxxy.livejournal.com


Small parts may be harmful if swallowed, enjoy under supervision only.

From: [identity profile] strawberry-goth.livejournal.com


Warning: These petticoats have been known to eat people.
Please DO NOT touch the petticoats.


From: [identity profile] tagaseguchi.livejournal.com


Warning: Possibly sweeter then a cupcake or as dangerous as a rabid bunny. Depending on the day


<3


From: [identity profile] phoenixfire12.livejournal.com


Warning: Wields cupcake of destruction and may be harmful to delicate sensibilities

From: [identity profile] sistawendy.livejournal.com


The Surgeon General has determined that excessive cuteness could be hazardous to your health.

From: [identity profile] salad-barbarian.livejournal.com


Warning: she has snark and knows how to use it!

From: [identity profile] ozitonaranjo.livejournal.com


She has a wetnap and she's not afraid to use it.

From: [identity profile] serenada.livejournal.com


DO NOT BIP ON NOSE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
NO, SERIOUSLY, DON'T.

From: [identity profile] kirk1701.livejournal.com

Warning Label


WARNING: Do Not Feed The Snarks. Random Bursts Of Sarcasm Is To Be Expected. Play With Sprinkles At Your Own Risk.

From: [identity profile] lilaeth.livejournal.com


Warning! Goth At Large - Do Not Make Pointless Hallowe'en Jokes. Failure To Comply Could Result In Maiming!

From: [identity profile] e-juliana.livejournal.com


Warning: do not piss off the Devilbunny. Just, don't.

From: [identity profile] tommyomega.livejournal.com


Caution: Claws are used for evil as well as good.
Edited Date: 2009-12-13 01:03 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] mumminator2008.livejournal.com


Warning: You are in the presence of a lady.

or

Warning: Crankypants!

From: [identity profile] mumminator2008.livejournal.com

Random Funny...


I asked my husband & son this question last night...

Husband: Do not poke!
(refers to an assault on MY bellybutton)

Son: Warning! Contents highly reactive! May explode if agitated.
He is 14, reads WAY beyond his age & grade level.
Yes, I had been PMS'ing for the past 4 days.

This question has generated quite a lot of hilarity... Thanks!
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