Things I never expected to say

[cupcake_goth]

Thanks to domestinatrix and Keenan (quick, someone, give me Keenan's LJ name, 'cos I need to add him anyway!), I ... I signed someone's chest last night.

Yes, someone had me sign their chest

It says "Stay Spooky!" and my name. And YES, we made stroppy_baggage sign Keenan's chest, too.

I signed someone's chest! This totally makes me a rock star, right?

Comments

[bijouxdejais.livejournal.com]

not a full-fledged rock star until you sign someone's butt! ;oD

[bittergourd.livejournal.com]

Do NOT give Keenan any ideas. :P

[bijouxdejais.livejournal.com]

Please forgive me, I know this is off topic but ^ your icon is hilarious!

[thugg1ns.livejournal.com]

Sup?

[bittergourd.livejournal.com]

Yep, we're doomed.

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

Awww, it's a Keenan! Hi cutie!

[bork.livejournal.com]

You have always been a rock star, but now you're a mega star.

Congratulations on the book signing and reading!

[bittergourd.livejournal.com]

Keenan = thugg1ns


What do you made you a rock star? YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A ROCK STAR! :D

[spectralbovine.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes it does.

[rocket-jockey.livejournal.com]

I think it confirms that you're a rock star, but in reality you were one already (and a "goth legend" to boot!)

All of this raises a very important question: what's your plan for managing your groupies?

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

All of this raises a very important question: what's your plan for managing your groupies?

Er, laugh nervously and say "No, really? I'm very flattered. And, erm, married."

And then I figure the Stroppy One will look possessively at me.

(Groupies? I really REALLY doubt I would get groupies. I would be agog if I got groupies.)

[torreybird.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding? The Kid asked, "do you think she'll remember me?"

Srsly.

[rocket-jockey.livejournal.com]

As an outside observer, something in me finds the image of an agog Cupcake fending off velvet-clad groupies with her parasol amusing.

As for the doubt - you're attractive, articulate, literate, sartorially impeccable, and a witty author. Sounds like Literature Groupie time to me! :) Perhaps His Stroppiness should put the work in now to perfect his Alpha Male Glare(tm)? :)

[domestinatrix.livejournal.com]

I just read that as velvet dad rather than velvet-clad and couldn't help but think that I know exactly what she should do with any spare velvet dads who are looking for a short, curvy, gothy brunette....

[rocket-jockey.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine you have any troubles there: were I a velvet dad you're precisely the exact short, curvy, gothy brunette I'd be looking for.

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

Yes, you're a rock star. You always were, really. Yet another reason to squeal & swoon when I see you next.

[savannarama.livejournal.com]

I hear if he has the autograph tattooed on, you'll go platinum.

[trudybooth.livejournal.com]

Yes! The tattoo is when it gets hardcore.

[ms-tate.livejournal.com]

This absolutely confirms your rock start status!

So glad the signing went well.

[botgrrrl.livejournal.com]

To steal a phrase, you "rocked the Casbah" last night.

Signing someone's chest does not make someone a "rock star." You are a rock star, therefore people want to have their chest signed by you.

[kambriel.livejournal.com]

The questions begging to be asked now of course is...

will he get it tattooed? ;)

[karlht.livejournal.com]

You will have the most well-mannered groupies ever. So there will be no need for glaring; they will politely squee over your sartorial elegance, compliment you on your fine taste in husbands (both Stroppy and Stunt), and entangle themselves in Clovis's plans for Evil Overlord-dom. And they will have the good taste and decorum to squee at higher volumes (and occasionally hyperventilate) about your Wondrous Beauty and Utter Coolness out of your presence, so it will not embarrass you.

In this, I shall endeavour to lead by example.

[ozitonaranjo.livejournal.com]

This!

[the-monkey-king.livejournal.com]

You've always been a rock star!

not a news flash.

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

a) you were a rockstar when I met you, a billion years ago at the Underground. :P

b) I believe it was E who was contemplating having you sign *her* chest... but I can not recall for certain. I am tooo tired.

Re: not a news flash.

[domestinatrix.livejournal.com]

Oh no, that was all Keenan. I'm not that type of girl, he is.

Re: not a news flash.

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

I wonder who it was then... damn... I know there was a more um breasted person talking about it (I would say more 'female' but I do actually *know* Keenan, so I know that is unlikely).

Re: not a news flash.

[thugg1ns.livejournal.com]

I'm always that type of girl.

[girlghoul.livejournal.com]

So love are you coming down to Dallas, Texas? For the book tour?