A link swiped from Tolkiencub's LJ

[cupcake_goth]

Official Hot Topic Edward Cullen body shimmer.

I ... I have no words. Other than that this is so terrible that it almost loops right back around to ridiculously fantastic. Official spaaaaaaaarkly vampire makeup! Genius!

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[icprncs.livejournal.com]

Did you see the South Park episode? You really should, even if you normally hate the show.

(I bounced up and down in my chair clapping my hands in glee at this. "Terribly ridiculously fantastic" is exactly right.)

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

I did see it, and laughed myself silly at it.

When I clicked the link, I put my head down on the table and giggled. It's just so ... I almost want a jar of it, just to revel in the cheesetasticness of it!

[water-of-fire.livejournal.com]

What do you suppose it's like to be RPattz? :)

[maudelynn.livejournal.com]

very very hard. and bat shit crazy making.

[princekermit.livejournal.com]

Harbinger of the Apocalypse #35793

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

I LOLled.

[maudelynn.livejournal.com]

hehehe... don't they know Prescriptives has that handled??
They are a wee bit late on the shimmer bandwagon... plus gold shimmer never really did it for me. I am more of a pearlescent or shimmery silver kind of gal.

[savannarama.livejournal.com]

That is the funniest avatar ever.

Thank you for foisting that upon the world. :D

[morthael.livejournal.com]

Robert Pattinson is probably sitting back thinking, "I wanted to be an actor. I wanted to make something great. I envisioned myself as a great thespian that would be remembered. I have a goddamned glitter tube for 'vampires' with my face on it."

[icprncs.livejournal.com]

Actually, evidence indicates that he's just spending all of his time completely stoned so he doesn't have to think about it.

[schwarze-krahe.livejournal.com]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-deep breath-ooooooooo!

[gaaneden.livejournal.com]

I agree. No words.

But an unholy desire to see it in action on someone else's flesh.

[trudybooth.livejournal.com]

Is there a child around that could need to be punished in the near future?

[savannarama.livejournal.com]

My jaw dropped upon seeing this.

But I kept getting distracted by others' posts on my way to posting this reaction, which dilutes the impact of my surprise considerably. Oh well. :)

[mskat.livejournal.com]

I saw it on Cleolinda's linkspam.

It's GENIUS in its awfulness.

[princekermit.livejournal.com]

There's a "I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion" punchline in there somewhere, but I just can't find it.

[kajafoglio.livejournal.com]

I am experiencing this whole "Twilight" thing almost exclusively through your LJ. Well, that, and the article in the December issue of The Atlantic. It's already been killing me slowly with hilarity, but this may be the finishing blow. Wahahaha!

[lilmartini.livejournal.com]

-_-

[arinye.livejournal.com]

~HAWL~ I can't tell if that's horrible or hilarious. Maybe both.
Now you too can be a spaaaaaaaarkly vampire! ~snickerfit~

[charmingmonstrs.livejournal.com]

I desperately need several bottles of this - it would be the perfect gag gift for a couple of friends of mine!

[chrisrnps.livejournal.com]

Back in my day, we didn't have containers of glitter specifically labeled with pre-marketed subculture fanboy trends. We had to go to the art supply store and buy generic glitter and semi-poisonous mineral dust and use art supplies as makeup, and make our own costumes out of twigs and bits of string that we found by the side of the road, and we LIKED it!

Flim-flam-flippety-floo! Damn kids!

[domestinatrix.livejournal.com]

Body glitter for boys?
Maybe there is something good about those silly books.

[chrisrnps.livejournal.com]

Just make sure to keep a full-body glitter condom or two on hand. Because when you take home a boy covered in glitter, you're also taking home glitter that will get all over your furniture, into clothes that you weren't even wearing at the time, all over you, and all over the car upholstery, and then it never really does quite go away until you move, replace your wardrobe, and sell the car.

/speaking from glitter-hand experience.

[ms-tate.livejournal.com]

I believe I am speechless.

[gothfather.livejournal.com]

There are levels of WTFery in that I can't be bothered to fathom.

I'll stick with Lush's Goth Juice... made from the tears of Robert Smith!!!

[reddheart.livejournal.com]

*sounds of mad laughter*

*gasping!*

*more mad laughter*

I want it. If for no other reason than I shall recommend that a bunch of people dress as the Twilight vampires in gold lame and then slather themselves with it..

..and call themselves the Sunlight Cullens.
..and sing show tunes.


Pardon me...I think that was a little much....ow. Too. Much. OWWW!

[poh.livejournal.com]

Pssht. Face glitter is so minor league. It's about iridescents, and I got done with that eight years ago.

[emunymph.livejournal.com]

I have my own issues with the whole Twilight franchise. But this is just silly.

NOW YOU TOO CAN GLOW LIKE A STRIPPER!!!

[dykestar.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE FUCK FUCKING WHAT WHAT WHAT!??!!!!!!!!!!!?///////