Sparkly Vampire commentary, from the Onion's AV Club

[cupcake_goth]

http://www.avclub.com/content/node/88015

The best line (IMO): "It's like the cover of Dracula BOP! magazine."

And yes, I probably would read Dracula BOP! magazine if it existed. It would be hysterical! Or it would possibly give me a headache, and I would have to go collapse on the couch, re-read Anno Dracula, and drink absinthe, all while muttering about "... kids today, no sense of tradition ..."

Comments

[kijjohnson.livejournal.com]

Someone needs to do a one-shot Dracula BOP!

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

I know! It would be so much fun.

[ashbet]

I would totally read this as well ^_^

Features on Henry Fitzroy, Jean-Claude, and Alucard from Castlevania = mandatory!

-- A ^_^

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

that's two writers, and I am on board... so I could do photos and layout...

[cmpriest.livejournal.com]

If there was only one copy of Dracula BOP! magazine left on the newsstand, I would probably fight you for it :)

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

But look at it this way: we could sell tickets to the fight and split the profits!

(We need to create Dracula BOP!. You know we do.)

[cmpriest.livejournal.com]

OR ... We could scan the pages, and maybe get it linked by BoingBoing ...

But yeah. I'd be all about Dracula BOP!
:-D

[water-of-fire.livejournal.com]

I would read Dracula BOP!

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

Just think, it would be full of pictures of pretty vampire boys, perfect for cutting out and putting in one's locker!

[water-of-fire.livejournal.com]

Someone has to do this!

[kambriel.livejournal.com]

Oh goodness, if you could only see what my locker used to look like!

Let's just say someone would know it belonged to a very ATYPICAL person ;)

When you put Vampire BOP out, feel free to call upon me for however I can help out... Plus, there really needs to be a *dance* called the Vampire Bop! I'm picturing one of the old-school flexi album singles being included inside the magazine! :)

[mineke.livejournal.com]

Scaring girls into puberty!

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

Being a vampire bride is WAY romantic.

[javagoth.livejournal.com]

My mother and oldest sister took me to see the 1979 version of Dracula (with Frank Langella) and I totally thought it was romantic. I was 12. I've been a pretty hopeless case since then when it comes to vampires...

[arinye.livejournal.com]

I saw this (http://ilovemybishies87.deviantart.com/art/Nightlight-100256833) (clicky-link!) on my friends list and thought you'd posted it. When I found out you hadn't, I immediately knew you'd get a giggle out of it, so here it is.

[weaselmom.livejournal.com]

Wait, wouldn't this just be Propaganda with, I don't know, less Death In June?

[recalcitrant-lj.livejournal.com]

Dracula BOP! has already been done. But they called it Propaganda.

[recalcitrant-lj.livejournal.com]

Goddamnit. Beat me.

[poh.livejournal.com]

Servicing all your John Koviac needs!

[icprncs.livejournal.com]

Why there should NOT be a Dracula BOP!. (http://community.livejournal.com/twilight_sucks/217060.html)

I don't think I totally believe this story, but even so.

[miss-miserabla.livejournal.com]

Oh how I love Anno Dracula! That should be made into a movie and not this Twilight crap.

Wasn't there a book after Anno Dracula? I cannot remember.

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

Two books! Bloody Red Baron and Judgement of Tears.

[tzaddi-93.livejournal.com]

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