On a particular board I hang out on, someone was lamenting about having to write a cover letter for a job they were applying to. Then lolcats somehow got brought into it, and it all just kinda escalated from there. This is the cover letter the group assembled for me:
To Whom It May Concern:
I IS A EDITOR. O NOES, THEY BE STEALIN MA SANITYZ! I IZ NEEDIN JOB. YU HAV JOB 4 ME?
I IS GOOD WORKERZ. I HAS EXPERIENNZ. I R GUD LISNR AND INTERVEWEEE.
I CAN HAS JOB PLZ?
Sincerely, cupcake-goth
P.S. I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(
P.P.S. I CAN HAZ FLEXIBLE DRESSCODE?
To Whom It May Concern:
I IS A EDITOR. O NOES, THEY BE STEALIN MA SANITYZ! I IZ NEEDIN JOB. YU HAV JOB 4 ME?
I IS GOOD WORKERZ. I HAS EXPERIENNZ. I R GUD LISNR AND INTERVEWEEE.
I CAN HAS JOB PLZ?
Sincerely, cupcake-goth
P.S. I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(
P.P.S. I CAN HAZ FLEXIBLE DRESSCODE?
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Her: I be in ur happy hour, drinkin ur whiskey!
Me: Oh noes, they stoled the whiskey! My wines, let me show you them.
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Also, hugs to you, sweetie.