If lolcats syntax makes your head hurt, run now

[cupcake_goth]

On a particular board I hang out on, someone was lamenting about having to write a cover letter for a job they were applying to. Then lolcats somehow got brought into it, and it all just kinda escalated from there. This is the cover letter the group assembled for me:



To Whom It May Concern:

I IS A EDITOR. O NOES, THEY BE STEALIN MA SANITYZ! I IZ NEEDIN JOB. YU HAV JOB 4 ME?

I IS GOOD WORKERZ. I HAS EXPERIENNZ. I R GUD LISNR AND INTERVEWEEE.

I CAN HAS JOB PLZ?

Sincerely, cupcake-goth

P.S. I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(
P.P.S. I CAN HAZ FLEXIBLE DRESSCODE?

Comments

[madamekat.livejournal.com]

Tee hee!!

Yeah, it's still cute to me. I don't know when I'll stop giggling at these.

[e-juliana.livejournal.com]

I just had a LOLCats convo with a co-worker about happy hour tomorrow.

Her: I be in ur happy hour, drinkin ur whiskey!

Me: Oh noes, they stoled the whiskey! My wines, let me show you them.

~~~~~

Also, hugs to you, sweetie.

[water-of-fire.livejournal.com]

I iz havin high-sterical ggl fit behind monitor. Send branes.

MIne:

[stillbourne.livejournal.com]

Oh Hai!

I needz halp findin somfin 2 du. I has a arrt skillz. I makes a gud Interwebs page tu. Donut worry I iz profesional. I werk reely hard.
I can has dark time hours?

frum
stillbourne.

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

I like the INVISIBLE X ones and the messing-with-ur-mind ones.

[icprncs.livejournal.com]

INVISIBLE STYLE GUIDE

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

::splutters helplessly::

You win. You win at Teh Interwebs today.

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

I agree. you win!!!

[stillbourne.livejournal.com]

FTW!

[savannarama.livejournal.com]

TEARZ IN EYEZ

[spitecandy.livejournal.com]

I hope you dont mind. I sent that to my proof reader and one of our writers. They loveses the lolcats

[bebemochi.livejournal.com]

P.S. I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(
FTW!

[jenlp.livejournal.com]

Ha! I didn't get the complete version from COMM. Too funny.

[pix-kristin.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you liked it. :-)

I think it may be the only thing I've done right in the last 24 hours.

[savannarama.livejournal.com]

P.S. I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(

Oh! That's the best part.

[makaidiver.livejournal.com]

That made my day. Thanks for the laugh! It's perfect!