This afternoon's random musing

[cupcake_goth]

I really, REALLY need a pink & black croquet mallet.

To keep in my office.

Comments

[flyingtapes.livejournal.com]

obviously it is essential to your future productivity.

[fufaraw]

Off with their heads?

[its-crabapple.livejournal.com]

Black and Pink huh?

Define... Pink... Day glow pink?

Maybe a black that glows under blacklight?

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

Cupcake pink. Bubble-gum pink. You know, that pale, extremely girly shade of pink.

[its-crabapple.livejournal.com]

I see... Heh. Heh-heh. Heh-heh-heh.

[hecubot.livejournal.com]

If only you knew somebody who knew how to paint...

I'm holding out for a full-on Alice in Wonderland croquet seet where the balls are painted like hedgehogs and the mallets are painted (pink!) like flamingos.

[dark-phoenix54.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what I thought of- flamingos.

I take it the mallet is for use on coworkers?

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

If I ask Pete to paint me a croquet mallet, I will get That Look, and a long-suffering sigh.

But yes, what I REALLY want is an Alice in Wonderland croquet set; I just haven't found one. Of course, that set wouldn't be kept at the office.

Your wish is my command

[skepticle.livejournal.com]

Introducing the Bonk 2000!
Please be advised that the Bonk 2000 is intended for NON violent use only.
Makers of the Bonk 2000 take no responsibility for injuries incurred in mortal combat over/with/incited by desire for, the Bonk 2000.

Re: Your wish is my command

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

Why yes, that's exactly what I want. Where oh where are the makers of the Bonk2000 located, so I may send them money and give them a testimonial?

Re: Your wish is my command

[skepticle.livejournal.com]

This item can be had for the mere price of coffee one afternoon?
B&O perhaps?
Don't know how else I'd drop it off to you, unless you still Vogue...

Re: Your wish is my command

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

Oh, I still Vogue. In fact, I will be there tonight!

But if that doesn't work for you, then YES, we should arrange to have coffee some afternoon. Because I don't get to hang out with you *nearly* enough, and need to change that.

Re: Your wish is my command

[maiaarts.livejournal.com]

Curses someone beat me too it. I was going to make it lots of pink and black stripes.
I also wanted to make Pete a black on black death mallet. Shiney and flat.
But I guess you do not need my help.
Thea