When real things happen to imaginary people

Hey, did you know that there's a new production of the classic play of Dracula, opening in NYC on Dec. 14th? The only way I found out about it is because the Twitter account for the play followed me, and I followed them back out of curiosity. Which eventually led to the following Twitter post:

DraculaOnStage (Dracula On Stage)
You've been BITTEN @CupcakeGoth! Welcome to our undead family. The Count now considers you his own flesh and blood!

Someone stamp my GothCard NOW, please.