When real things happen to imaginary people

In my purse I have:

• GCS postcards


• My wallet, iPhone, a small notebook, and a pen


• A handkerchief


• A good luck charm


• A mini sewing kit


• A nail file


• A powder compact and blotting papers


• a pill case


• A business card case


• Keys


• A spare tube of YSL Touch Eclat


• 4 different lipliners


• 3 different lipsticks


• A pack of gum


• Eyeliner


• A mini tube of sunblock


• 3 different USB drives


• ... and vampire fangs

But no comb. And of course, my bangs are misbehaving. Vexing, very vexing, I tell you.