When real things happen to imaginary people

I just got back from wandering to the cafeteria with my former office-mate. The cafeteria is doing some sort of promotion where if you bought a sandwich, you got a free bottle of Kagome juice. Diana picked "Ruby Pomegranate Harmony", and offered to let me try some. So when we got back to our offices, I decanted some into my handy tea cup.

"Wow!" says Diana, "It looks like you've got a cup full of blood! That's so perfect for you!"

She's not wrong. It does look like I have a dainty serving of blood in my tea cup. And the "Ruby Pomegranate Harmony" is very tasty. I may have to start buying this stuff; not solely because it looks like I'm being a very tidy vampiress, but that is part of the attraction, yes.