Pyrex baking dishes sometimes explode.

Nothing like greeting my parents at the door with "Er, there's been a change in dinner plans. Mom, have you ever had a dish explode in the oven?"

Partially-cooked roast beef sitting in a profusion of glass shards is eerily reminiscent of a former house mate's "art" projects.

We vacuumed the interior of the oven.

My life? Very, very weird.

From: [identity profile] weaselmom.livejournal.com


"Hey, WM, cooking is easy! Anybody can cook, even you!"

I notice nobody ever thinks to mention the life-threatening explosive cookware. I'll stick to microwaving, thanks, where the food comes safely packaged in space-age miracle polymers.
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