They come from a secret factory located on Easter Island. Order forms to send to the factory are created by going to the last two pages of Woman's Day magazine and copying down every 4th word onto a clean sheet of pale peach-colored paper. This is the ONLY order form the factory will accept. The address is found much the same way, but by applying a specific algebraic formula to the UPC codes found on Barbie packages.
Babies cry because they can see the future, and know that there will come a time when they will be expected to do more than sleep, eat, and look cute. They are bitterly resentful about the whole deal, and wish they were puppies or kittens. This ability to fortell the future vanishes at about age 3.
I knew there was a reason I hated pale peach paper and Barbie packages! Thank goodness I'll never accidentally order a baby! Trying to exchange it for a kitten must require a great deal of red tape.
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Babies cry because they can see the future, and know that there will come a time when they will be expected to do more than sleep, eat, and look cute. They are bitterly resentful about the whole deal, and wish they were puppies or kittens. This ability to fortell the future vanishes at about age 3.
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