I hope you've been having a good year.

I have been a fairly good munchkin this year, and didn't actually follow through on any of my longing thoughts of mutilation or murder, even though the provocation was (you must admit) very strong some times. However, I realize that even with my sterling behavior and self-control of the past year, I still probably won't get those orbital mind control satellites, will I? That's okay, I know you have your hands full.

What I would like for Christmas is a set of wool dread falls and matching dreadband, in either black with pink accents, or black with purple and burgundy accents.

I hope you have a good holiday season, and that you get to actually enjoy some leisure time. My best to Mrs. Clause, and please give my regards to Elves Local 107.

With love,

Princess Moonbeam

From: (Anonymous)


Bah. Dreads. Yuck.

I plan much better presents, yes, I do.

Peev

From: [identity profile] kijjohnson.livejournal.com


Ooooh, I think you've been very good. Maybe even good enough to score the green fairy dreads for your friend, Kij.

From: (Anonymous)


Yes, Kij but you've been bad. Madam Maple may never recover from the taping of his tits.

For our other dear readers, if you didn't understand the above line, then you weren't there.

Be thankful...

Peev

From: [identity profile] weaselmom.livejournal.com

Hey!


What about me and mine? I may never recover either!

Next time I'm wearing a turtleneck.
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