your eyes are blocking my starlight

Friday brought casting news for The Vampire Chronicles series: Sam Reid is playing Lestat. I HAVE OPINIONS, despite never actually seen anything he's been in.

1. He's too old and rugged looking. Yes, I know the things that can be done with today's makeup and CGI are amazing, but in the books, Lestat is 21 when he's turned. TWENTY-ONE. 
2. Shallow, and again amazing things are possible with makeup, but he's not good-looking enough to be Lestat, who is supposed to be gorgeous. Douglas Booth, who played Nikki Sixx, Boy George, and the really pretty one in Jupiter Ascending, was right over there. He's still too old for the role, but I'd be willing to squint and go along with it. 

In short, I am cranky about the casting, and I doubt he will be able to play my gloriously pretty egotistical rockstar vampire boyfriend. Will I still watch the show if it ever actually gets made? Yeah, of course I will. Still going to be verrrry dubious about the casting.

(There's changes happening to the storyline, too, but I can handwave those: something something Louis will have owned a brothel, not a plantation. Daniel's a college professor now and ... Louis contacts him again? They're looking to cast a BIOPIC for Louis, which I think is a good idea.)

Please dear lord, cast correctly for Armand, even tho' it will make the puriteens freak right the fuck out. Armand is canonically a gorgeous 16-17 year old brat with the face of a cherub.

(My crack-addled notion: Mads Mikkelsen for Marius. I am a simple creature with simple needs, and those include Mads as a vampire.)