Covet, covet, covet!

I need a patron. (I would say I need a sugar daddy, but the Stroppy One would be - understandably - displeased at the notion.)



VICTORIAN 1800 BAT FANGS JAW TEETH ENGRAVED WATCH FOB (Clicky-link!)



I cannot textually render how much I covet this item. The flailing! The squeaking! The grabbyhands at the monitor! I am going to save all the photos in hopes of someday being able to commission someone to re-create it.