A conversation from this morning, between myself and
stroppy_baggage:
"I thought you only wore those shoes for best."
"Yes. And times when I need emotional support."
"I've never heard of shoes giving emotional support."
"Of course not. You're a boy."
(To stave off the inevitable question: I am wearing my custom-made shoes that are decorated with bats. They make me happy every time I look at my feet, thereby providing emotional support. Plus, comfy!)
"I thought you only wore those shoes for best."
"Yes. And times when I need emotional support."
"I've never heard of shoes giving emotional support."
"Of course not. You're a boy."
(To stave off the inevitable question: I am wearing my custom-made shoes that are decorated with bats. They make me happy every time I look at my feet, thereby providing emotional support. Plus, comfy!)