Lemming, lemming, lemming

[cupcake_goth]

Yes, all in name of distraction. Humor me.

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?

Reply here, then post the above line in your own journal (if you want to, that is).

Of course, knowing you lot, I'm expecting a whole bunch of replies along the lines of "Yes! Hopefully she doesn't wake up while I raid her closet!"

Comments

[djeternaldarkne.livejournal.com]

So what happened to pete?

[stroppy-baggage.livejournal.com]

He's right behind you with an axe.

[theblackdeer.livejournal.com]

I wonder if stealing her hats would wake her up?

(yeah, I'm predictable)

[caliban1227.livejournal.com]

"I'm sure there is a rational explaination for this. Can't wait to hear it."

[caliban1227.livejournal.com]

If you're looking for distration I just posted the story about Deuce's dating advice in my Journal. Almost 2300 words.

[sirriamnis.livejournal.com]

I hope I have the right utensils for this.

[imflying.livejournal.com]

Jilli has turned me into a stuffed rabbit with her witchy powers and now my nose is blue! :P

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

Bwah-ha-ha-ha! Okay, I think that's my favorite answer yet.

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

'How on earth did I get all those clothes off of her? And by the way, where did I put them?'

[sparkymonster.livejournal.com]

What kind of delightful lingerie is she wearing and now I will know if she has a dressign gown.

[stroppy-baggage.livejournal.com]

Lookee at the cute pixie nose! Press Press Press Yaaaaay!

Just like every morning...

[la-perkins.livejournal.com]

No, not adorable at all.

ermmm

[blatherbits.livejournal.com]

What DID I drink last night? Ok.. now which year is it? uh huh.. so it is Pete I have to dodge in 5..4..3.. OUCH! dirty bugger.. I got two more seconds!

[arian1.livejournal.com]

"Well now, that must have been some party...an she's hogging the covers!"

[krautboy.livejournal.com]

Oh crap! How much beer did she buy, and why did Petkovits slip a hit of acid into mine? Great, now Jilli's gonna yell at me and then I'm gonna get grounded. I hate everybody.

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

You! Out of the stockroom! You can't hide back there forever!

[riani1.livejournal.com]

If you're in my bed I'd think "I hope the cats aren't peeved."

If I'm in your bed I'd think, "Hm, clovis can't be far away. Time to see if devil bunny does want a ham."

[leenerella]

I would probably giggle and giggle and giggle. And then I'd say, "There has GOT to be a good story behind all this..."

[trudybooth.livejournal.com]

The only RPF I've ever been tempted to write imagines the intricacies of getting Jilli undressed.

So I'd likely just lie there grinning.

(And then raid her closet)

[marc17.livejournal.com]

If I sneak away quietly, maybe I won't end up a pair of gloves.

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[minim_calibre]

I'd be wondering how the hell Pete was going to react to waking up in bed with Paul, as the only logical explanation is sudden overnight bodyswap!

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

I am never going to stop giggling, now. Thank you!

[butterflake.livejournal.com]

Pillow Fight!

[savannarama.livejournal.com]

"She's not going to like this thread-count."

[pvcdiva.livejournal.com]

girly pyjama party!

and 'christ, do I still have make-up on'

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

If you're in bed with me my thoughts would go like this:

who am I? (check to see if I have turned into Peeve)
how old am I? (check to see if I have been transported in time and am actually at a Cam or Con party somewhere in the past)
where am I? (your house or mine?)
where is the cat?(a standard thing I think when I first wake up)
what happened?(run down of the previous 2 weeks looking for anything that would be horrific and tragic enough for us to be sleeping in the same bed, with neither Spydrman nor Peeve to be found)
I should put the kettle on for Tea.

there ya go. my thoughts.

[alexiarnps.livejournal.com]

Maybe after breakfast we should weed the poison garden and leave chicken bones out for the crows.

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

::claps::

[pix-kristin.livejournal.com]

"Wow! I've finally made her a REAL Goth girl!"

(hee hee hee hee hee...)

[nil8r.livejournal.com]

Um, good morning?
Would you like some tea?
Your hat? Oh my, I think you left it at *insert club name here*.
That pile over there? Nothing to worry about, just some dirty laundry.

Meanwhile, I'll have already gotten photographic evidence of the existance of your knees.

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

AIIEEE! Then I would wave my hand through you three times to see if you went away.

Don't take it personally; I keep waking up to hypnogogic illusions, and they don't go away when you wave your hand through them the first time.