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[cupcake_goth]

There is someone near my office playing scales on a trumpet.

Playing scales on a trumpet. Not terribly well, either.

My headphones are not blocking them out.

I wonder if they'd stop if I went and asked them nicely. While waving a devil-head rattle at them.

Comments

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

Uh, no.

[vienna-la-rouge.livejournal.com]

AAHAHAH!
I'd want pictures!
;-D

[debg.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't rubbing some cyanide on their mouthpiece be more, well, definitive?

I mean, you would walk into their area, point and say "Look! Halley's Comet!" and then smear the poison and hightail it back to your desk, and no one would be the wiser.

Or is that too extreme?

[caliban1227.livejournal.com]

Rattle? Just stare at them. Thats all you need. Think Susan and stare.

As far as I know Pete, Dad, and I are the only males immune.

[fatoudust.livejournal.com]

You know, the SO just bought a whazzacall, Silent Brass trumpet mute. It plugs into a pair of headphones and he hears it full tone, and the room he's in hears a sweet little trumpet whimper. The technology, she is from the celestial sphere!

And probably more legal than, you know, cyanide.

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

chant while you do it and I sure it will suck the moisture right out of their mouth.