Some background: We're releasing a product update on December 10. The feature I work on is the big part of it. My developers and project manager are getting kinda punchy.
Some more background: all of my developers are fitness junkies. They're incredibly sweet guys, but they're also Very Serious Workout guys. So late yesterday afternoon ...
A developer, looking up from his computer: "Oh no! We missed the daily planking challenge!"
:: assorted mournful noises from the other developers::
Another developer: "Dude! Let's just do it here! C'mon, planking!"
:: All of them troop into my desk pod row, which is the emptiest one ::
The youngest and most bro-ish of the lot (still a very sweet boy): "Jillian! Planking"!"
Me: "Hahahahaha no."
The four developers and my project manager then drop to the floor, proceed to plank for three and a half minutes, then do side planks for another two minutes a side.
Youngest dev: "Dude, what's the point of having a six-pack if your obliques are shit?"
Then they go do wall sits for three minutes, chatting with me about UI strings the entire time.
They are adorable, and I am confused by them.
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What, indeed, is the point. Haha!!
This scene reminded me of something from "Letterkenny," only with tech bros instead of hockey bros.
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