Apparently, if you are wearing a top hat, you are a Christmas caroler.



I wonder if I would get asked where I'm caroling if I accessorized the top hat with purple or black lipstick and swirly eyeliner? Because I don't want to give up wearing red velvet skirts for the next month. I don't.

From: [identity profile] bork.livejournal.com


Y'know, there's really only one way to find out....

From: [identity profile] vienna-la-rouge.livejournal.com


Bwahahaha!
I just had an image of me in the top hat I wear for burlesque; It's A Glitzkrieg Christmas...deck the girls with lots of "pasties", fa-la-laaa-la-la-la-laaa! Don we now our rip-away apparel...you know the rest ;-p
xoxo

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Can you carry a tune in a washtub? You could always sing something disturbing at people.
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*blink* *blink*

What on earth would make them think that Top Hat = Caroler? They must've been watching too many "olde-tyme" holiday movies . . .

I definitely think that accessorizing with swirly eyeliner is always a "Do" ;)

-- A <3

From: [identity profile] poetry-lady.livejournal.com


Yeah, that's exactly the problem--yuppies watching those "olde tyme" holiday 'classics'. I say make sure you've got a veil or something with some tasteful spiders/webs, and the swirly eyeliner. Then maybe they'll guess "Nightmare Before Christmas".

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Oh, I get the comments every year; apparently a top hat (even one decorated with black feathers and a crystal pin) combined with quasi-Victorian looking clothes (long, blood-red velvet skirt and a black high-collar jacket-y overdress) says "caroler" to the average Seattlite. I really don't know why.

I was mostly astonished that I was asked only two days after Thanksgiving. Crazy people.

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And skulls and feathers and all those lovely accessory bits are lost to them?

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Hmmm, maybe you can work this. Say that you are taking donations for your caroling troup so that you all can afford top hats and be recognized as carolers. Maybe?
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