When real things happen to imaginary people

I'm spending the day unearthing the floor in front of my armoires, and have come to some realizations:

• CULLING. I MUST CULL THE SKIRTS AND BLOUSES. And maybe the boots.
• I need to set up some eBay auctions. Sadly, I won’t have time to do this until mid-May.
• THERE WILL BE A DAMN YARD SALE THIS SUMMER*. Seattle peeps, start saving your money now, because I’m going to have a LOT of gothy things.

*Probably at Thea's.