If I had a spare $500 (plus shipping) to blow on a completely frivolous item, I would get myself this:

::flails, looks longingly at picture, flails some more::
The clicky-link to the Etsy listing!
I'm not kidding. I covet that wig SO MUCH. I have wanted a a completely over-the-top, Marie Antoinette -style wig, IN PINK, for years and years. When and where would I wear it? I DON'T KNOW*. I DON'T CARE. I want it. Badly.
*Photo shoots. The Vampire Ball. If I ever managed to get to WGT or Whitby Gothic Weekend. AROUND THE HOUSE JUST BECAUSE I COULD.

::flails, looks longingly at picture, flails some more::
The clicky-link to the Etsy listing!
I'm not kidding. I covet that wig SO MUCH. I have wanted a a completely over-the-top, Marie Antoinette -style wig, IN PINK, for years and years. When and where would I wear it? I DON'T KNOW*. I DON'T CARE. I want it. Badly.
*Photo shoots. The Vampire Ball. If I ever managed to get to WGT or Whitby Gothic Weekend. AROUND THE HOUSE JUST BECAUSE I COULD.
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Two of these: http://cdn.costumesupercenter.com/csc_inc/images/items/480x600/268FrenzyHP.jpg , a pair of scissors, some thread, clear hair bands and ribbon. Two hours, tops.
She is charging for her time, as well she should, but it's not hard. You just have to understand the physics of how they fit on your head and the technique for styling spun plastic.
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. . . . . I want one in either blue or purple.
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http://demodecouture.com/pouf/
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Help
(which is not to say that if I got my hands on a Revolution-era men's wig in over-the-top silver-white, I wouldn't do what you're doing...)
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This inspired by my experience in this wig:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2019729&op=12&o=global&view=global&subj=780506336&id=780506336
(Jilli, you should be able to see that, but anybody who's not my friend won't.)
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Dang.
<3
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"Fab-u-lous."
It is so VERY.
Which means, of course, that you must have it!
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A $1.50 is cheeper then buying you a cup of coffee or drink at a club and I know most of the people who read your LJ would love to buy you a drink so if they just paypal you the buck 50 you could have this wig... You need to have this wig as I want to see the photo of when you make your hubby wear it .