Sparkly Road Trip of the Damned

[cupcake_goth]

Part the ::facepalm::

Just walked by an elderly gentleman on the street who asked me if I was a vampire.

I answered "No. And if I was, why would I tell you?"

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Comments

[queeniex.livejournal.com]

haha great comeback

[icprncs.livejournal.com]

Were you sparkling at the time?

[maschalismos.livejournal.com]

Took the words right off my keyboard.

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

of course she was. She sparkles ALL the time.

[icprncs.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but there's a difference between Jilli sparkle and Edward Cullen (and his freakish family) sparkle. I don't think she *normally* sparkles at that level.

[ex-fashioni.livejournal.com]

It would take a Bedazzler and a dump truck of glitter to sparkle at that level.

Jilli's sparkle is far more demure.

[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

Don't answer, just give a big, toothy smile.

[bittergourd.livejournal.com]

That dude is watching too much South Park.

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

I hope he was only using "vampire" as shorthand. Even if he wasn't, I guess it's a step up from hostile fundies in the park.

[dizzy88.livejournal.com]

*Golf Clap*