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Princess MoonBeam is mysterious and enigmatic; deep, perceptive, powerful, passionate and terribly, terribly sexy! The sentence above must be true because Princess MoonBeam is a Scorpio and Scorpios as we all know are infamous for their interest in... well now, here's a funny thing. Despite what they say, Scorpios are not actually quite as wild and wicked as they are painted. Princess MoonBeam has, it must be said, a very hypnotic appeal but what's truly mesmerising about Princess MoonBeam is not her pout but her perspicacity. Princess MoonBeam has an uncanny, almost spooky to see right through you. She can make you feel naked and exposed just by casting one meaningful glance in your direction. What she is looking at though, when she peers below the surface, is not your underwear but your underlying intention! "Where are you coming from? What are you up to? Can you be trusted? Are you going to tell the truth?" These are the questions that Princess MoonBeam subconsciously fires out as soon as she sees you. Her inner radar never fails to provide her with the right answer. She is sensitive beyond measure, and it is partly to protect her own sensitivity that she scrutinises people so thoroughly.
There is another reason why Princess MoonBeam is so keen to see into your soul: she needs to know how sensitive you are. She knows from long, bitter experience that not many people can take the kind of candour that she cannot help but dispense. Princess MoonBeam is not a person to mince her words, hold back her opinions or shy away from taboo topics. She doesn't want to cause offence, nor does she want to waste her time, so she picks her confidantes carefully. All of which brings us back to where we began. If you are sensitive enough to appreciate Princess MoonBeam's special qualities you will consider that there is something exceptionally sexy about her and she will feel the same way about you. So perhaps Princess MoonBeam is living proof that it is true what they say about Scorpios after all.
Princess MoonBeam is mysterious and enigmatic; deep, perceptive, powerful, passionate and terribly, terribly sexy! The sentence above must be true because Princess MoonBeam is a Scorpio and Scorpios as we all know are infamous for their interest in... well now, here's a funny thing. Despite what they say, Scorpios are not actually quite as wild and wicked as they are painted. Princess MoonBeam has, it must be said, a very hypnotic appeal but what's truly mesmerising about Princess MoonBeam is not her pout but her perspicacity. Princess MoonBeam has an uncanny, almost spooky to see right through you. She can make you feel naked and exposed just by casting one meaningful glance in your direction. What she is looking at though, when she peers below the surface, is not your underwear but your underlying intention! "Where are you coming from? What are you up to? Can you be trusted? Are you going to tell the truth?" These are the questions that Princess MoonBeam subconsciously fires out as soon as she sees you. Her inner radar never fails to provide her with the right answer. She is sensitive beyond measure, and it is partly to protect her own sensitivity that she scrutinises people so thoroughly.
There is another reason why Princess MoonBeam is so keen to see into your soul: she needs to know how sensitive you are. She knows from long, bitter experience that not many people can take the kind of candour that she cannot help but dispense. Princess MoonBeam is not a person to mince her words, hold back her opinions or shy away from taboo topics. She doesn't want to cause offence, nor does she want to waste her time, so she picks her confidantes carefully. All of which brings us back to where we began. If you are sensitive enough to appreciate Princess MoonBeam's special qualities you will consider that there is something exceptionally sexy about her and she will feel the same way about you. So perhaps Princess MoonBeam is living proof that it is true what they say about Scorpios after all.
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A very special Arian
Alex von Hochtritt is an energetic Aries with an irrepressible zest for life. When you need a problem solving or a decision making, Alex von Hochtritt is the ideal candidate for the job. If you are ever worried about how to handle something - or you need someone you can absolutely rely on - Alex will be the first to stride forward boldly declaring "Don't worry we'll soon sort THIS out."
And, what's more, he will.
Alex von Hochtritt is not the kind of person to issuean empty promise. What Alex says Alex does - regardless of the consequences! That's part of the trouble. Alex just doesn't know how to play the game of 'consequences'. He likes to live for the moment. He likes to throw himself passionately into whatever he happens to be feeling, thinking (or lusting after) right here right now. That's why Alex usually ends up getting whatever he wants. That's also why, regardless of what he gets, he always ends up wanting something else!
It is not that Alex is fickle, more that he is fast. Fast on the uptake, fast on the trigger, fast on his feet and fast with his thoughts. He may give you the impression of being calm, and measured but inside his head, there's a state of the art computer, processing information at the speed of light. His ideas are not the only things that can come and go in a hurry. Sometimes Alex's moods are just as mercurial. One moment he is secretly seething, the next; perfectly poised. You can usually tell though - because Alex rarely hides his feelings.
You can't help loving Alex von Hochtritt because no matter what he does or what he says you know that he has a heart as big as a mountain.