True tales from my workplace

[cupcake_goth]

Co-worker to me: So you're going to have to be like mortal enemies with [other co-worker] now.

Me: What?

Co-worker: He was bit by a dog, so he's going to become a werewolf, right? Don't your kind hate werewolves?

Me, straight-faced: Nooooo, vampires don't HATE werewolves, we just think they're kind of silly.

The take-away from this is that my co-workers apparently support me becoming the Vampire Witch Queen of the universe. Good to know.

Comments

[icprncs.livejournal.com]

I still want to know what happens if a werewolf bites a dog.

[girlgoth.livejournal.com]

Werehuman?

[arian1.livejournal.com]

Just wait till someone asks if you sparkle in the sunlight...

[gloomsan.livejournal.com]

wait, you mean you're not Vampire Witch Queen of the universe already?

[padhopper.livejournal.com]

Good to know, indeed!

[winterjaye.livejournal.com]

Rofl! I just love that there was no question. You are a vampire, end of story. I love those kinds of assumptions!

[ghostworld00.livejournal.com]

I think she got that title from your business card, or maybe HR? :)

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

Potential minions. Splendid!

[ashbet]

LMFAO!!! :D

<3!

[riani1.livejournal.com]

The conversations in your company's break room must be fascinating.

[dagard.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's one of the tamer ones, believe me...

[phoenixfire12.livejournal.com]

Silly me, I always thought to get turned into a werewolf you had to have been bitten by a werewolf. Can you imagine a Chihuahua biting people turning them into WereChihuahua's? Imagine: WerePoodles! LOL. Oh darn. Now I have ideas for gaming...