Tales from my workplace, the fashion snark edition

[cupcake_goth]

Dear female co-worker I just saw in the cafeteria:

If you are going for the "naturally sun-kissed" look, remember to blend your bronzing powder past your jawline. Especially if you are wearing a shirt that is not a flattering color for your natural skin tone. The faintly greenish tone of your neck and jaw clashes with the aggressively peach bronzer. Also, teeny mincing steps somewhat ruins the effect of you wearing 4" stiletto-heeled boots and jeans with giant Bedazzled ... things on the rear pockets.

With kind intentions,

Cupcake Goth

Comments

[icebluenothing.livejournal.com]

remember to blend your bronzing powder past your jawline.

This should also be done with the application of very pale face makeup, of course.

( .... I'm looking at *you,* Makeup Department of Twilight. *glare*)