A new lesson is up at Gothic Charm School!

[cupcake_goth]

Yes, the one I've been threatening to write for a while now:

Goodbye Cruel Internets; or The Great Flounce-Off

If, as always, everyone could help spread the word about there being a new lesson, that would be wonderful.

Comments

[shoindiematrix.livejournal.com]

I apologize if I in any way was part of an inspiration for this topic.

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

No sweetie, you weren't. Stop worrying. :-)

[shoindiematrix.livejournal.com]

That's good to hear. Me not worrying is like a smack junkie trying to stop when they've got themselves prepped and the needle in their hand. It just doesn't work.

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

Oh, I understand completely. But no, if you had inspired this column, I would have said something to you beforehand.

[shoindiematrix.livejournal.com]

I thank you greatly for that. I'm a sensitive sort and have had the misfortune of not having had the privilege of forewarning.

[scrappylj.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! Now, when this next happens, all one needs to do is steer the flouncer to this column and wait for the light to dawn.

[sail-aweigh.livejournal.com]

Light dawning for these people? Never happen until they get craniorectumectomies.

[water-of-fire.livejournal.com]

I have no joke, I just like saying "flounce-off." :)

[emeraldpunk.livejournal.com]

Yikes! There's a charm school? Can I learn goth first please? My mom sent me to a charm school once, I got in a lot of trouble. Turns out you don't tell the teacher she's a rude , it's not charming.


Oh wait. Those people. Okay, got it. Not the "hold your teacup this way, dear" type of school. Whew!

[brumbjorn.livejournal.com]

**forwards link on to about 50 people who dearly need it**