Me: "Ha! I fit back into my wedding corset! I fit back into clothes I haven't worn in years!"

Body Image Monsters: "uh-huh. we'd like to point out that you haven't really been exercising, and you're about to start a desk job again."

Me: "Oh ... crap. No, no, no. I will exercise! I'll continue to eat in a healthy manner! I won't fall back into eating junk food when I'm stressed at work!"

Body Image Monsters: "suuuuuuuuure you will. we'd also like to point out that winter is fast approaching. winter holidays mean nummy nummy sugary treats. don't sell off all the clothes that are too big for you, just in case."

sigh

If I could rip those little voices out of my head and beat them to death, I would cheerfully do so.
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