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 Last night, after my back went SPANG! and I took a bunch of strong meds, while idly admiring how well the fancy cat-eye holographic gel manicure I got a few weeks ago was holding up:

BRAIN: wait, didn't they get that effect by putting some sort of sparkly polish on and then moving a strong magnet over it? To get the sparkles to align in that band?

ME: Yes. Why?

BRAIN: didn't all the MRI info we've read talk about to minimize risk wear no makeup because some cosmetics have iron oxides in them?

ME: ... fuck.

So after I file off a few layers of gel polish, I'm going to be soaking my nails in acetone to make sure I can get all the polish off. Whee?