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"The only plastic novelty vampire fangs I have in the house are the translucent glow-in-the-dark type?!?! I was sure there were some of the white ones in my sewing notions!"

A thing I just said out loud. To myself.

(Yes, I'm going to go back upstairs and double-check the crafting supply drawers. I have a new bunny that needs to go through the Ceremony of the Fangs!)