The lesson from this weekend

The amount of garlic in any sauce from Razzi's is Too Much Garlic, and will cause a massive pain flare-up. As in, strong enough that I can't just power through it to get work done. I hate taking sick time, and I hate it even more when there's a huge deadline in two weeks.

WHEN DO I GET THE INTERESTING SIDE-EFFECTS OF VAMPIRISM? WHEN?!