The ghost of my tragic hair metal past!

Motley Crue has announced their final, no really, this is the last, tour. (They even signed legal contracts to enforce this being the final tour.)

Alice Cooper is the special guest act.

I ... I think I have to go to this. Even if it IS all the way out in Auburn, at the White River amphitheater. Now to find people to carpool with and wait for tickets to go on sale ...