Things you do if you're me

After putting stale cereal and bread on the back deck for the crows, stomping back out a few minutes later to tell off the seagulls who were trying to land. While more than a dozen crows sit in the apple tree, cawing loud encouragement.

(Well, I took it as encouragement. As soon as the seagulls, affronted, took off, the crows started landing on the railing and making their "Hello!" noise.)