A snippet of our conversation over dinner

Me, teasingly: "You're just waiting to trade me in!"

stroppy_baggage: "I wouldn't trade you in unless I could get a 2-for-1 deal."

Me: "So you'd trade me for e_juliana and smonsterbite?"

stroppy_baggage ". . ."

stroppy_baggage: "I plead the Fifth."

Me: "I am SO telling them that."