Funny in retrospect.

I had just finished bundling my dye-coated hair on top of my head when a spider scuttled out from under a rack of shelves. I shrieked, and then started shouting instructions at Tzepesh, who had been sniffing at that rack of shelves not a minute before. "Get it! Tzepesh! By your hind paws! Turn around! Kill it! No, don't sit down!"

stroppy_baggage came downstairs, picked up and moved Tzepesh, and then trapped and removed the spider. He then informed Tzepesh that this was a black mark against his record as a mighty hunter.




... and then I sat around reading a vampire novel while waiting for my black hair dye to set. Where do I need to take my Gothy Cliché Card to be stamped again?