RHD

One of the main reasons I don't cook a lot is because whenever I want to use the stove, I have to cajole and bribe the family of imps that live in the stove. Do you have any idea how demanding those little creatures are? And you can't just have one jolly song praising them, oh no; they want choreography, and new routines every two weeks or so. I'm just hoping they don't start requesting multi-media presentations.

I'm starting to suspect that's the real reason stroppy_baggage refuses to cook; singing and dancing for surly little fire imps is not something he wants to get used to.