feh to job hunting

AND phooey. I don't WANT a day job - I'd be perfectly content to be a stay-at-home gothy housewife. I like to cook, when I have time. I like to bake sugary treats. I can deal with the housework, and I like having time to myself for reading or various projects. If I promise to do all this while wearing a nice black dress (with petticoats, of course), pearls, and cute little shoes, could I please not have to get a day job?

sigh Time to win the lotto.