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[cupcake_goth]

 Today is going to be excellently ridiculous. My partner in snark and I  are going to the most epically hipster coffee cafe in all of Seattle: Ghost Note Coffee. "A Modern, Progressive Cafe." Because we read the menu, and realized we have to go boggle. I'm probably going to order a Sun Ship:

Espresso, smoked grapefruit rosemary syrup, coconut water, sparkling water, lime.Cold. *alterations politely declined*

Individually, I like almost all those flavors. How they'll taste combined? G-D only knows.

Then after hipster coffee, we are going to spend the evening being Eldergoths Back On Their Bullshit, and will be livetweeting our watching of Ken Russell's Gothic. Lurid and ridiculous bombast ahoy! 

Comments

[musyc]

*alterations politely declined*

That is ... an incredible way to phrase it. I would want to say "alterations resentfully ignored" or possibly "balefully shunned".

[staxxy]

"alterations politely declined"

makes me laugh. its so Dicks, but with that hipster coffee flare. I really am looking forward to hearing how that coffee tastes.

[ironed_orchid]

Oh wow, those hipster coffee makers sound like complete dicks, but also incredibly amusing and I hope their concoctions actually taste good. For you sakes.

[azimech]

That is why I mostly make my own coffee or drink it from major chains, I have very picky tastes and I’m not drinking or eating at a place that puts more effort into making the founders of that business happy more important than the customers.