Dear Subconscious, you are not subtle

[cupcake_goth]

One of last night's dreams involved being headhunted by the VP from my last job ... for a department manager at a some sort of futuristic slick version of Fred Meyer. There was a meal at a fancy restaurant to encourage me to sign the employment contract. The Devil and his fabulously-dressed henchwoman showed up and sat at the table with a drink for me, and the Devil said, "Come be a department manager for me instead. Our salary and benefits package is far better".

Comments

[staxxy]

I am sorry, this made me laugh. So very unsubtle. But hey! no Aliens monsters!

[kambriel]

Guessing that you definitely eyed that drink, if not outright toasted & sipped from it ;)

[cupcake_goth]

Damn right I did. :D

[sara]

I realized I had to quit my last job when I learned that A. had a better salary and benefits as a seasonal garden clerk at Freddies than I had at the nonprofit.

[gwydion]

O.o

[sistawendy]

Did you get the henchwoman's name or contact info?

Seriously, I don't know what to tell you. You do what you need to do when you need to do it, as I'm pretty sure you would anyway.