My recruiter called this morning. Yes, I still have a job. However, one of my new managers is out sick today, while the other is still on vacation. Therefore, my new job starts tomorrow.
Which means I can spend today thinking "Good Luck
staxxy!", as she has a job interview today. Since I have explained to The Universe that yes, both she and I can be simultaneously employed without triggering the Apocalypse, I'm confident she'll ace the interview and get the job.
Which means I can spend today thinking "Good Luck