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So there I was, idly browsing eBay for some new tights (I really really want black tights with big pink hearts scattered over them), and I ran across something called "liquid leggings".
WHAT.
They're SPANDEX, people. Shiny, shiny spandex. Do not try and fool me, I lived through the 80s.
But now I have a NAME for the horrifying things when I see them being paraded around the corporate campus. And trust me, I have seen them. Usually worn with open toe "booties", which also make me shake my head. Boots are supposed to be CLOSED TOE. Peep-toe boots are a crime against nature.
WHAT.
They're SPANDEX, people. Shiny, shiny spandex. Do not try and fool me, I lived through the 80s.
But now I have a NAME for the horrifying things when I see them being paraded around the corporate campus. And trust me, I have seen them. Usually worn with open toe "booties", which also make me shake my head. Boots are supposed to be CLOSED TOE. Peep-toe boots are a crime against nature.
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