A conversation via text

Stroppy One, still in Germany: You're resting, right? 

Me, flopped on the couch like a Victorian lady with consumption: Yes. I'm going to spend the day rewatching Interview with the Vampire.

Stroppy: 'Cos the Blu-Ray arrived, right?

Me: That's what your Amazon package is?!?

Stroppy: Hahahaha. Surprise!